Selected Humor Writing
The New Yorker
Your Personality, as Explained on Twitter by One Extremely Specific Aspect of Your Childhood
April Fools’ From Your Favorite Tech Company
Excerpts From Poseidon’s Boat Blog
Hello, I’d Like To Network At You
Circumstances In Which I Will Not Pet Your Dog
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Evening Of Carnal Delights As Envisioned By My 10-Year-Old Self
Real Guillotine Operators Sever Heads Every Day
AP Style Guidelines For Viral Tweets
Someone Left Cameron Alone with the Salami Platter
Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”